Sunday, September 30, 2018

2018 Roster Freak Out - Week 4

I'm traveling for a wedding so unfortunately a lot less time and effort for this post. Take what you can get, lol.

Some stylish and colorful selections for this week:

QB: Cyan Flannelhill - Pats love giving up 300 yards and multiple TD's to middling QBs.
QB: Case Greenum - KC's defense has been bailed out by its offense every week. It's bad.
WR: Taywan Tailor - Richartreuse Matthews and his 50% of snaps are gone.
WR: Rachartreuse Higgins - Because BAKER.
RB: Alfred Blue - Not even liking this pick aside from his last name.
RB: Wendyellow Smallwood - Should get some touches with injuries in the Eagles backfield.
TE: Hugo Boss-tin Hooper - Cincy might overly focus on Jones and Ridley.
W/T: Ricky Teals-(Herring)bones - Every week I pick this foo; hoping Osh Kosh b'Josh Rosen helps him.
W/R: Kelvin Benetton - Bills have got some swag for once.
W/R: Brandon Marshalls - Gotta get those discount clothes.
K: Robbie Gouldenrod - Only field goals from now on with Jimmy Choo on IR.
DEF: New Orleans Paints - They're so bad, but so it Eli.




RESULTS:
QB: Cyan Flannelhill - 0 points
QB: Case Greenum - 7.8 points
WR: Taywan Tailor - 7.7 points
WR: Rachartreuse Higgins - 6.1 points
RB: Alfred Blue - 3.1 points
RB: Wendyellow Smallwood - 5.4 points
TE: Hugo Boss-tin Hooper - 1.9 points
W/T: Ricky Teals-(Herring)bones - 5.2 points
W/R: Kelvin Benetton - 3.4 points
W/R: Brandon Marshalls - 0.5 points
K: Robbie Gouldenrod - 9 points
DEF: New Orleans Paints - 9 points
TOTAL: 59.1 points

No one on this team got a TD - not even a QB!!!! Worthless!

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