2017 Roster Freak Out - Week 4

Alright, this year of football was really not interesting me at all - until last weekend when there were so many games decided in the final seconds.

Oh how sweet it is!

So I'm back and picking the best of the worst for another week. Time to dig out from this 1-2 hole.

2017 Roster Freak Out - Week 2

Had a busy weekend and didn't have time to write an article, meaning it's an all-MNF RFO! WOOOO!

2017 Roster Freak Out - Week 1

"Fantasy football is a nightmare at the intersection of man's hubris and the horrors of a reality over which he exerts no control...

- Werner Herzog"

- Darren Bishop

Evidence that Herzog is a Bears fan.

Under the pall of this disturbing omen... we embark on another season of UMassBallers!

Speaking of nightmares, imagine you didn't show up for the fantasy draft, and auto-draft wasn't even working, leaving you with a completely empty roster to start the year. Who are you gonna pick up to play each week?

That's the premise of my weekly Roster Freak Out series, which is back once again for 2017. If my team of misfits outscores any of the UMassBallers, I score that as a W. If not, it's a L.

We'll have to find out whether a 10-team league improves or worsens the RFO. Without further ado, here are the selections for Week 1...