The RFO took a bye for Week 5, and it wouldn't matter anyways - I'm not even close to beating any teams this year with the new roster format. In Week 4, not even one player scored a TD, and that includes passing touchdowns!
Nevertheless, the beat goes on, and this week I'm going to try to offer positive reinforcement to the squad:
QB: Glam Darnold - Discovered his deep ball last week and now playing the pedestrian Colts.
QB: Derek Star - He still has more INTs than TDs....
WR: Amari Super - He's excited to disappoint the RFO for the first time in his mistake-prone career.
WR: Best-er Rogers - 11 targets each of the past 2 weeks.
RB: Peyton Marvel - When you average 3 ypc, the key is absurdly high, unwarranted volume. Dirk Koetter knows this....
RB: Duke Johnson Swoonior - Catches on catches on catches.
TE: C.J. You-so-mazing - He averages 1 TD per year. He already has 1 TD this year....
W/T: Taylor Baberiel - A solid weapon for Mitch "Don't call me Mitch" Trubisky.
W/R: Marquez Valdes-Brilliantling - Or maybe he'll pull an Exxon Valdez on this team.
W/R: Michael Fabtree - He tends to get a lot of undeserved red zone looks.
K: Sebastian Janiwowski - This former 1st round pick (!) managed to become a league-average kicker. Wow.
DEF: Baltimore Rave-ns - Tennessee is averaging only 17.4 points per game (4th worst).
RESULTS:
QB: Glam Darnold - 18 points
QB: Derek Star - 4.78 points
WR: Amari Super - 0 points
WR: Best-er Rogers - 11.5 points
RB: Peyton Marvel - 16.6 points
RB: Duke Johnson Swoonior - 10.9 points
TE: C.J. You-so-mazing - 5.4 points
W/T: Taylor Baberiel - 11.9 points
W/R: Marquez Valdes-Brilliantling - 10.3 points
W/R: Michael Fabtree - 15.3 points
K: Sebastian Janiwowski - 10 points
DEF: Baltimore Rave-ns - 26 points
TOTAL: 140.68 points
The RFO actually got a win!! This group of ne'er-do-wells... did quite well and beat Nickel Blitz, Chicago Ferrets, and Cash4Gould!
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