Thursday, October 23, 2014

Roster Freak Out - Week 8


The RFO lucked out last week with an embarrassing performance out of Serious Cat. Special thanks to Heath Miller for doing almost nothing. 

When your product stinks, re-brand!
In a surprising twist, the RFO is still undefeated. I believe that's a testament to how awful this NFL season has been where few players are reliable anymore and individual performance pinballs around chaotically. This season has been so annoying that I can't believe we're only just now reaching the halfway point. Let's see if I can stay undefeated through Week 8...

Sunday, October 19, 2014

Roster Freak Out - Week 7


Joe Flacco aired it out last Sunday to propel the RFO to an easy win, but no one picked him up off of free agency this week. Should I go back to the well when he faces a suspect Falcons D?

I've never been a fan, but he does throw a good deep ball.
I like the match-up, but the Falcons seem even worse against the run, so without further ado, here are this week's picks.

Saturday, October 11, 2014

Roster Freak Out - Week 6

It's been a remarkable run for the RFO with 4 consecutive victories. Not even immediate post-game cut Alex Henery could bring down the scrub squad last week when he shanked 3 high value FGs.

He's directly responsible for last week's loss and countless lolz.
I doubt I can keep this up much longer, but this is all I've got to look forward to on Sundays with my fantasy team is firmly entrenched in the cellar....

Thursday, October 2, 2014

Roster Freak Out - Week 5


Three weeks, three glorious wins. At some point I'm going to put up a sub-40 pt clunker, but until then I'm basically Matthew Berry meets Nostradamus meets the Oracle at Delphi.

Putting Delphi on the travel bucket list.
Last week I had the distinct displeasure of beating my own fantasy team, but hopefully I can pick on someone else this week. Here's the lineup...

'Toga Party! - The Nephews of Jody Reed 2014 Season Revue

With a sensational playoff run through the top teams in the league, the Saratoga Oldtimers are your 2014 NoJR champions! 'Toga snagged the 6th seed to enter the playoffs, and proceeded to take out the #3, #2, and #1 seeded teams, earning every bit of that sweet, Jody Reed-licious postseason glory.

The Oldtimers claim a victory rivaled in splendor only by the decisive triumph of America in their hometown 237 years ago.
The victory ends a two-year reign of terror by the Rip City Reavers, and there were many more story lines as the season unfolded. Let's take a look back at a competitive and memorable year.