Hope none of you live in the Carolinas. I'm in DC so the bigger issue will be flooding. #soggydoge
The RFO is a disappointing 0-1, so I'm not gonna make the same mistake as last time and submit my lineup early. Below is my "living beings" team.
QB: Yak Prescott - He's pretty much only good at home and only against bad teams.
QB: Nick Foals - He's not looking good, but Tampa Bay will cure what ails 'im.
WR: Kelpvin Benjamin - Maybe the Bills will get a first down before half time.
WR: Ryan Ant - 9 targets from Andrew Duck last week.
RB: James Mite - Should have a solid role with Pony still limited in practice.
RB: Cat Breida - I just don't see Alfred giving Shanahan what he wants.
TE: Ricky Seals-Jones - Oakland kept on targeting TE for a reason against the Rams.
W/T: Mohamed Shamu - He can't have a whale of a game... orcan he?
W/R: Dante Lettuce - Seems like he'll serve as the #2 receiver against a bad Lions D.
W/R: Mike Walrus - Doubling down on the Beagles passing game.
K: Brandon McManatee - His kicks will float majestically.
DEF: Los Angeles Chargerms - Germs are living things, too.
RESULTS
QB: Yak Prescott - 14.9 points
QB: Nick Foals - 15.66 points
WR: Kelpvin Benjamin - 7.9 points
WR: Ryan Ant - 3 points
RB: James Mite - 8.4 points
RB: Cat Breida - 21.9 points
TE: Ricky Seals-Jones - 1.7 points
W/T: Mohamed Shamu - 1.5 points
W/R: Dante Lettuce - 3.5 points
W/R: Mike Walrus - IR (broken tusk)
K: Brandon McManatee - 8 points
DEF: Los Angeles Chargerms - 11 points
TOTAL: 97.46 points
A fairly respectable sum compared to last week, but not enough to upend anybody.
If I had to do it over again, I'd go with Calvin Squidley over Shamu, and Bessie (the cow) James over Seals.
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