Thursday, November 22, 2018

2018 Roster Freak Out - Week 12

Happy Dogegiving!


QB: Drumstick Mullens - A generous helping of TB D will fill the stat sheet.
QB: Nosh Allen - The Bills are back, baby.
WR: Pecan Brown - He'll be the recipient of 30 of 100 Ravens passing yards.
WR: Corn on the Cobb - I'm only picking him because it's Thanksgiving.
RB: De(-on) Lewcious - Sweaty Sac castoff will suddenly be a fantasy beast!
RB: Frank Corn - He's literally #4 on the all-time rushing list.
TE: Toothpick Vannett - Carolina randomly gives up the most TE points.
W/T: Dish Herndon - Pats to suffer from Hern burns.
W/R: Cape Codwin - So many Bucs passing yards to go around.
W/R: DeVante Pumpkin - Him or Kenny Chills is gonna go off... probably Chills.
K: Cake Elliott - Eagles are so mediocre, and I'm lovin' it.
DEF: Washington Turkeyskins - Scored 9 or more points in 5 of their last 6.




RESULTS:
QB: Drumstick Mullens - 7.74 points
QB: Nosh Allen - 25.3 points
WR: Pecan Brown - 2.5 points
WR: Corn on the Cobb (updates to MVS due to being ruled out) - 0.3 points
RB: De(-on) Lewcious - 4.1 points
RB: Frank Corn - 7.7 points
TE: Toothpick Vannett - 2.2 points
W/T: Dish Herndon - 5.7 points
W/R: Cape Codwin - 4.2 points
W/R: DeVante Pumpkin - 1 point
K: Cake Elliott - 11 points
DEF: Washington Turkeyskins - 2 points
TOTAL: 73.74 points so far

Only Nosh and Cake showed up to play.

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