I'm traveling for a wedding so an extra lazy RFO for this week.
QB: Pick Mullens - Let's see if last week's performance was for real; New Spork's D is totes bad.
QB: Josh Chosen - Gonna need to pass 100 times to keep up with the Beefs.
WR: Psych Williams - He'll have his one catch for a touchdown, and that's good enough for me.
WR: John Floss - Maybe this will be the one game where he justifies his draft position.
RB: Giovani Spurnard - Bengals will be playing from behind all day long.
RB: Lost In Ekeler - He randomly explodes from time to time.
TE: Benjamin Squatson - Bengals are giving up lost of points to TEs.
W/T: Jared Shook - Someone's gonna need to catch passes in Croakland.
W/R: Terrelle Friar - This is my super duper deep sleeper, hoping he replaces Sharkley at QB!
W/R: King Dedede Westbrook - Chortles is back from the bye and ready to lose his job.
K: Jason Squires - Jets offense is pretty bad - nothing but FGs.
DEF: Indianapolis Molts - Because Chortles.
RESULTS:
QB: Pick Mullens - 10.1 points
QB: Josh Chosen - 7.22 points
WR: Psych Williams - 0 points
WR: John Floss - 9.9 points
RB: Giovani Spurnard - 3.6 points
RB: Lost In Ekeler - 1.9 points
TE: Benjamin Squatson - 0.1 points
W/T: Jared Shook - 5.2 points
W/R: Terrelle Friar - 0 points
W/R: King Dedede Westbrook - 4.3 points
K: Jason Squires - 6 points
DEF: Indianapolis Molts - 4 points
TOTAL: 52.32 points
It doesn't get much worse than this, folks.
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