Don't have much time to write a post this week, so here's a grab-bag of naming conventions based on player positions. They're not all winners, but rarely is the RFO.
QB: Mace Keenum - Throwin' them purple lightsaber darts.
QB: Marcus Mariyoda - Disappoint me he will.
WR: Spike Williams - C'mon Spike! Untie these knots. Spike? SPIKE!
WR: Captain Kirk - There's... someone on the wing. Some... THING!
RB: Jalen Richarlemagne - He was the last dude standing in Europe, and he'll be the last dude standing in Oakland's offense.
RB: Francis I Gore - He reigned for 21 years, or roughly 1/10th the duration of Gore's NFL career.
TE: Hangin' with Mr. Hooper - Football = TGIS TV.
W/T: Matt Who's La Boss? - I don't know, I never watched it.
W/R: Dr. Quinn Enunwa - Don't mind me, Mr. Quinn! I'm just a curious little rhino.
W/R: Carlos V Hyde - "Iron hand in a velvet glove." More like sluggish lad in a round body.
K: Stephen Hawking - "My goal is simple. It is a complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is, and why the kicker position exists in fantasy football."
DEF: Buffalo Bill Nye - The football guy.
QB: Mace Keenum - 10.94 points
QB: Marcus Mariyoda - 19.58 points
WR: Spike Williams - 5.2 points
WR: Captain Kirk - 7.7 points
RB: Jalen Richarlemagne - 10.6 points
RB: Francis I Gore - 3.1 points
TE: Hangin' with Mr. Hooper - 10.4 points
W/T: Matt Who's La Boss? - 0 points
W/R: Dr. Quinn Enunwa - 0.9 points
W/R: Carlos V Hyde - 1.7 points
K: Stephen Hawking
- 2 points
DEF: Buffalo Bill Nye - 5 points
TOTAL: 77.12 points
Less than 10 points away from beating the Ferrets. Darn.
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