2018 Roster Freak Out - Week 8

Halloween is just around the corner, and rather than do a write-up (because I'm lazy), I'm just going to allow you to gaze upon this incredible pumpkin carving of Thanos from Avengers.

Credit to Redditor DoggieDoc3.

The detail is seriously exquisite. Can you imagine the precision to get the shading just right without accidentally puncturing the pumpkin too much? Totes awesome. Here's a time-lapse video of it, too.


QB: Derek Carve - Losing Blooper was addition by subtraction.
QB: Joe Jack-o (-lantern) - Only because I can't in good conscience pick any of the other options.
WR: Christian Murk - Someone needs to do well in the Cards-Niners game. Right?!
WR: Dede Westspook - Eagles secondary is shockingly bad this year.
RB: Wendigo Smallbrood - As far as wendigo broods go, I assume smaller is better.
RB: Cadaverous Allen - He's due for one of those random multi-TD games.
TE: Benjadjinn Watson - Going trick or treating as a djinn is graduate-level Halloweening.
W/T: Mars-taffy Bryant - Doubling down on the corpse of a Raiders offense - yikes.
W/R: Jermaine Hearse - Blobby Anderson is injured.
W/R: Antonio Callafraid - He's got a frighteningly bad catch-to-target ratio.
K: Jake Skeleton - Jags D is careening toward league-average.
DEF: Kansas City Treats - Their D is a lot better at home lately.


RESULTS:
QB: Derek Carve - 27.76 points
QB: Joe Jack-o (-lantern) - 9.08 points
WR: Christian Murk - 10.2 points
WR: Dede Westspook - 10 points
RB: Wendigo Smallbrood - 12.6 points
RB: Cadaverous Allen - 7.8 points
TE: Benjadjinn Watson - 0 points
W/T: Mars-taffy Bryant - 0 points
W/R: Jermaine Hearse - 3 points
W/R: Antonio Callafraid - 9.6 points
K: Jake Skeleton - 6 points
DEF: Kansas City Treats - 9 points
TOTAL: 105.04 points

I beat out Cash4Gould!! 2-6 baby!