Saturday, October 20, 2018

2018 Roster Freak Out - Week 7

They (I) said it couldn't be done... the RFO is on a one week winning streak!

It's Fall now, and it's a great time for Fall foliage. I recently learned that the largest organism in the world is actually an interconnected set of trees (tree?) called Pando that also creates beautiful fall foliage. Here's a picture below:



You can get more large organism fun here.


Some vaguely autumnal-themed selections for W7 now that the temps are dropping:

QB: Rake Bortles - Jags haven't scored more than 14 points the last couple weeks - nice.
QB: Eli Canning - He's due for a solid 1 TD performance and another rant from Mr. Dehydration.
WR: Willie Sneeze - Can Crow Flacco keep up in a shootout? (No.)
WR: Hay-wan Bale-er - Hay rides are fun if you're not allergic to hay or moving slowly.
RB: Persimmon Lewis - He's been criminally misused in Tennessee, so naturally I'm picking him.
RB: Spook Johnson Junior - One less RB to compete with.
TE: Charles Hay - New QB might be just the ticket.
W/T: D.J. Gourd - I think he'll be the #1 receiving weapon in Carolina by end-of-year.
W/R: Donte Monleaf - What goes down (0 yards in Week 6) must go up.
W/R: Apple Bobby Anderson - Taking it to the house with one of his 3 catches!
K: Gorgeous Tavecchio - Possibly his one game this year - make it count.
DEF: Washington Deadskins - So much death in fall, including this RFO squad.


RESULTS:
QB: Rake Bortles - 1.44 points
QB: Eli Canning -
WR: Willie Sneeze - 3.6 points
WR: Hay-wan Bale-er - 0.8 points
RB: Persimmon Lewis - 15.5 points
RB: Spook Johnson Junior - 1.9 points
TE: Charles Hay - -0.6 points
W/T: D.J. Gourd - 2.9 points
W/R: Donte Monleaf - 7.6 points
W/R: Apple Bobby Anderson - 4.4 points
K: Gorgeous Tavecchio -
DEF: Washington Deadskins - 16 points
TOTAL: TBD

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