2017 Roster Freak Out - Week 9

A great win for the RFO last week, overcoming many teams on bye and somehow only selecting people whose names would work for Halloween puns. It's incredible how I'm 4-4 despite minimal effort because I'm bending over backwards to handle things at work.

QB: Snake Chortles - The list of available QBs now is abysmal; I think he's getting back King Dedede.
WR: Trooper Pupp - Reliable source of targets in surprising Rams O.
RB: Plain Vereen - Too bad I didn't write this earlier and pick Fatt Morte.
TE: Ryan Whiffin' - I don't think Bomb Savage can hit anyone outside the hashes.
W/T: Marcedes Fewest - Doubling down on the Jets pass game worked; going for a similar strategy here!
W/R: Jeremy Spackling - Technically he's the best receiver on his team.
W/R: Ryan Chant - Sounds like Chowder might be out.
K: Ham Gano - Ham is undefeated in the RFO this year.
DEF: Arizona Pardon Nulls - If they stink against the Niners, they are not forgiven.


RESULTS:
QB: Snake Chortles - 16.36 points
WR: Trooper Pupp - 5.4 points
RB: Plain Vereen - 1.4 points (missed out on a lot of surprising performances at RB)
TE: Ryan Whiffin' - 0 points (yeesh, swing and a miss indeed)
W/T: Marcedes Fewest - 4.9 points
W/R: Jeremy Spackling - 9.8 points
W/R: Ryan Chant - 3.9 points
K: Ham Gano - 9 points
DEF: Arizona Pardon Nulls - 15 points
TOTAL: 65.76 points

YES! I eked out a win over Cash4Gould!