2017 Roster Freak Out - Week 8

It was a loss last week for the RFO, but I can't be too sad about it when fall is finally in the air, a new season of Stranger Things is released, and Halloween is around the corner.

Lots of teams on bye this week, so this could get ugly.




Halloween is coming up, so you know the theme for my picks this week! And they might be my worst yet.

QB: Josh McClown - Atlanta cannot beat the AFC East, and I had to pick McClown because he has that "It" factor. (Not really.)
WR: Tyler Shock-It - He's due for a huge game.
RB: Leviathan Stewart - Likely won't have a big game, but should get a few points.
TE: O.J. Cowered - Huge game last week, may be becoming bigger part of gameplan.
W/T: Bobbing for Apples-son - Doubling down on the Jets passing game? Ohh nooooooo.
W/R: Bennie Howler - KC has actually been pretty bad against WR.
W/R: Gory Smith - It'll either be a 40-yard TD or nothing from the speedster.
K: Kai Bloodbath - Vikings offense is that right amount of mediocre to get near the end zone, but not in it.
DEF: Boo! Orleans Saints - Can't believe I'm picking the Saints, but they've actually produced quite a bit in recent weeks and have a good matchup.


RESULTS:
QB: Josh McClown - 16.28 points
WR: Tyler Shock-It - 11.9 points
RB: Leviathan Stewart - 9.4 points
TE: O.J. Cowered - 1.6 points
W/T: Bobbing for Apples-son - 16.5 points
W/R: Bennie Howler - 3.5 points
W/R: Gory Smith - 0 points
K: Kai Bloodbath - 15 points
DEF: Boo! Orleans Saints - 10 points
TOTAL: 84.18

The RFO beats the Doge again! (And Nickel Blitz and Troll Tyrant)