Thursday, November 30, 2017

2017 Roster Freak Out - Week 13

Well, it was a rough Week 12 for the RFO, and I think we all know who to blame: massively overpaid QB Joe Flacco.

But in Week 13, may the RFO rise like a phoenix from the ashes of Joe Flacco's ineptitude. May it stand tall against the performances of much better rosters and emerge triumphant!





QB: Marcus Scary Yoda - I dropped him, which means he'll do awesome now.
WR: Cordarrelle Flatterson - Wheels for days, and Crabtree and Cooper might both be out.
RB: D.J. Roster - Former Patriots practice squad standout.
TE: Julius Pommes - Remember when he was a TD machine?
W/T: Randall Slobb - The Bucs pass D is lolz.
W/R: Corey Avis - This guy is massively underutilized by Mularkey, who is an awful coach.
W/R: Aaron Bones - Dunno if he'll actually play; if not, this pick switches to Thin Mint.
K: Snake Elliott - Seattle D isn't what it used to be.
DEF: Detroit Buy-ins - Baltimore's offense is atrocious... and the reason the RFO lost last week!


RESULTS:
QB: Marcus Scary Yoda - 18.3 points
WR: Cordarrelle Flatterson - 9.8 points
RB: D.J. Roster - 2.5 points
TE: Julius Pommes - 8 points
W/T: Randall Slobb - 0 points (not even 1 target)
W/R: Corey Avis - 1.2 points
W/R: Aaron Bones - 8 points
K: Snake Elliott - 4 points
DEF: Detroit Buy-ins - -6 points (wow, rocked by the Ravens, so sad)
TOTAL: 45.8 points

I blame the Lions... and BLOBB.

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