2017 Roster Freak Out - Week 14 (Playoffs Rd 1)

The RFO is certainly stumbling into the playoffs and team confidence is at an all-time low. After a sub-50pt performance in Week 13, the team needs to make some drastic changes.

Wondering where all the good selections have gone...

Since this is a playoff week, my task becomes even more daunting - I have to outscore one of the 4 playoff teams playing this week to move on to Round 2. Considering I've never gotten past Round 1, my odds of success are about 1 in 1,000,000,000,000,000.

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QB: Jimmy Garplopalo - He's the real deal, just a matter of chemistry with his teammates and getting used to Kyle Shanahan's playbook.
WR: Danny Wham-and-Rolla - Expecting a bigger roll without Gronk.
RB: Marlon Smack - Buffalo has one of the most generous run defenses in the league.
TE: David Sudoku - Might finally be utilized correctly after being wasted most of the year.
W/T: Trent Wailer - Looked great last week; Garplopalo's Edelman?
W/R: Neon Green - Abdullah is inactive, and this guy looked good last week.
W/R: Martavis Pliant - Needs to step up with JuJu suspended and Ravens focusing on AB.
K: Blobbie Gould - I'm putting a lot of faith in Garplopalo...
DEF: Wincinnati - Toss-up between them and Windianapolis playing in the chill at Buffalo.