Mandatory Alex Morgan Update

I can't believe I forgot to include Alex Morgan in the last soccer-related post. She recently scored two goals in an Olympic qualifier against Canada, leading the stars & stripes to a 4-0 victory.

What a whirlwind of hair and pwnage.

Incredibly, she hadn't been starting in most games, despite being one of the most dynamic players on the squad in the 2011 World Cup. Finally in the starting XI, expect more spectacular performances ahead.