QB: Jabroni Brissett - Seems to love playing at home; maybe he can stir up a dumb QB controversy with Luck returning soon.
WR: Donte Mond-grief - Doubling down on Dolts this week. That's a bold move, Cotton, let's see how it works out for him.
RB: Elijah McFlyer - His ypc looks real good.
TE: Boston Pastafarian-Jenkins - McCown loves throwing to TEs.
W/T: Benjamin Squatson - Raiders secondary isn't "Patriots bad," but they're bad.
W/R: GERONIMOOOOO - This time it's for real.
W/R: JuJy Fruit-Poopster - More celebrations from this guy plz.
K: Aldrick Noses - Due for a bigger game.
DEF: Oakland Nadirs - I think they'll finally get an INT against Flacco.
RESULTS
QB: Jabroni Brissett - 17.96 pts
WR: Donte Mond-grief - 3.2 pts
RB: Elijah McFlyer - 3 pts
TE: Boston Pastafarian-Jenkins - 8.9 pts
W/T: Benjamin Squatson - -0.8 pts (lol)
W/R: GERONIMOOOOO - 0 pts (I keep thinking one of his teammates is injured and they aren't.)
W/R: JuJy Fruit-Poopster - 5.8 pts
K: Aldrick Noses - 2 pts
DEF: Oakland Nadirs - 0 pts
TOTAL: 40.06 pts
This truly is the nadir of the RFO.
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