2017 Roster Freak Out - Week 6

I lost in embarrassing fashion, and I'm gonna blame Davante Adams for somehow recovering from that brutal helmet-to-helmet hit and keeping Geronimooooo off the field.

The only thing that might save me now is that the top 6 teams make the playoffs, meaning that I might sneak in with a losing record...




QB: Matt Quafford - QBs love slingin' against the Saints.
WR: Lame-ison Chowder - SF is a good team to rebound against.
RB: Neon Boo-hiss - His ypc looks real good.
TE: Seven Engram - Someone has to catch passes for the Giants.
W/T: Slack Chiller - He's gonna be Pitch Shoebiscuit's best friend.
W/R: GERONIMOOOOO Wailer Maybereal - He had zero catches and yards last time out - time for the correction.
W/R: Blobby Blanderson - Still betting against that Pats secondary.
K: Harrison Buttker - Chiefs have been ridiculously good this year.
DEF: L.A. Hams - Ham Rove is the greatest fantasy football pundit and even better on rye.


RESULTS:
QB: Matt Quafford - 14.88 points
WR: Lame-ison Chowder - 2.6 points
RB: Neon Boo-hiss - 11.2 points
TE: Seven Engram - 14.2 points
W/T: Slack Chiller - 8.5 points
W/R: GERONIMOOOOO Wailer Maybereal - 3.9 points
W/R: Blobby Blanderson - 7.6 points
K: Harrison Buttker - 8 points
DEF: L.A. Hams - 17 points
TOTAL: 87.88 points

Another win brings me back to .500!