Friday, November 4, 2016

Roster Freak Out - Week 9

Oh what a week for Chicago sports fans! After 108 years, the Chicago Cubs are MLB champions at last!

I was in the Windy City for work and got to partake in all the thrills of Game 7 and even got to see the parade before flying out. Enjoy some this vid and some pics I took along the way.





I took a video of the parade, but the file size is huge, and I was in the second floor of a candy store that was playing really weird music, so the audio is hilariously bad.

QB: Ballin' Kaepernick - Just hoping he runs against the Aints because his throws look like whiffle balls floating interminably to no destination in particular.
WR: Molding State - 31 targets in his last 3 games.
RB: Jerick McWinnin - Vikings run game has been bad all year... they're due.
TE: Chance Kendricks - Panthers pass D is non-existent, even the Rams might capitalize.
W/T: Black Boil - This Colts TE been a surprising value here and there.
W/R: Marqise Knee - Bortles: so many throws, so little to show for it.
W/R: Dorial Spleen-Wreck'em - Big guy only has 1 TD, c'mon now.
K: Andrew Shanks - Hasn't hit double-digits yet... he's due.
DEF: Dallas Wowboys - Defenses love playing those Browns.


RESULTS:
QB: Ballin' Kaepernick - 22.22 points
WR: Molding State - 14 points
RB: Jerick McWinnin - 0.8 points
TE: Chance Kendricks - 9 points
W/T: Black Boil - 6.1 points
W/R: Marqise Knee - 9.5 points
W/R: Dorial Spleen-Wreck'em - 0 points
K: Andrew Shanks - 9 points
DEF: Dallas Wowboys - 10 points
TOTAL: 80.62 points

Thank goodness for Car RamRod!

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