Roster Freak Out - Week 10

Well, the election happened this week. I'm not going to get into any kind of political discussion. All I'll say is that this was my favorite campaign poster:

QB: Jay Butler - Expecting a shoot-out with the Bucs.
WR: Ted Chin, Jr. - KC DB's have been torched by speedsters before, and not as good on the road.
RB: Kenneth Fixin' - Gradually getting a larger share of snaps, trying to get back to preseason form.
TE: Jesse Shames - Due for a TD, otherwise SHAME!
W/T: Virgil Keen - Due for his first TD of the year, otherwise SHAME!
W/R: C.J. Procheese - Expect a lot of passing fromages (formations), which is all gouda for Procheese.
W/R: Dorial Mean-Heckle'em - He's been trolling the RFO for weeks, but ATL DB's struggle against larger receivers.
K: Slick Slovak - Everyone's favorite Bratislava booter is back in the RFO.
DEF: Chicago Dares - Three straight top-10 performances with lots of sacks; Winston's a turnover factory.


RESULTS:
QB: Jay Butler - 4.98 points
WR: Ted Chin, Jr. - 4.5 points
RB: Kenneth Fixin' - 8 points
TE: Jesse Shames - 5.9 points (SHAME!)
W/T: Virgil Keen - 2.4 points (SHAME!)
W/R: C.J. Procheese - 15.3 points
W/R: Dorial Mean-Heckle'em - 0 points
K: Slick Slovak - 7 points
DEF: Chicago Dares - 4 points
TOTAL: 52.08 points

A shamefully low point total. And I'm never picking ill-used Dorial again!