Roster Freak Out - Week 8

The only thing I want to share with you as we head into Halloween weekend is this SNL sketch. Its inanity is matched only by the existence of this blog.

Any questions????? Here are my Halloween-themed picks for the week:

QB: Alex Sith - Colts D is always rubbish; dome makes for perfect playing conditions.
WR: Jermaine Hearse - Due for a TD in a cake match-up with the Saints.
RB: Ka'Deem Scary - Minnesota D is crazy good, meaning lots of 3rd and longs requiring their passing back.
TE: Charles Slay - Almost no healthy receivers for Bills; targets have to go somewhere.
W/T: Antonio Bates (Motel) - Similar situation to Mr. Slay.
W/R: Russell Leper - Had a breakout game last week, more of the same this week?
W/R: J.J. Hellson - Non-Fitz Cardinals receivers are injured or struggling, time for a step up.
K: Chandler Satanzaro - Time to make up for the shoddy performance against Seattle.
DEF: Detroit Flyin' Monkeys - Osweiler & Co. have no mojo right now.


RESULTS:
QB: Alex Sith - 9.98 points
WR: Jermaine Hearse - 5.7 points
RB: Ka'Deem Scary - 0.3 points
TE: Charles Slay - 0.6 points
W/T: Antonio Bates (Motel) - 9.3 points
W/R: Russell Leper - 8.4 points
W/R: J.J. Hellson - 19.9 points!
K: Chandler Satanzaro - 2 points (lol)
DEF: Detroit Flyin' Monkeys - 7 points
TOTAL: 63.18 points

Wow, some major duds for the RFO and Doge Flutie, but at least I didn't lose to myself.