QB: Ryan Blandfill - Blandfill: when your mashed potatoes don't have flavor and sit like a rock in your stomach.
WR: Adam Congealin' - When that gravy starts getting a skin on it.
RB: Benny Cunning-ham - Not a fan of this 'ham or actual ham on Turkey Day. Tryptophan only, please.
TE: Will Pie - Can't stop picking Pie for the RFO.
W/T: Marqise Pea - Don't forget space on your plate for a veggie.
W/R: Eli Pudgers - We are all Pudgers after the feast.
W/R: Davante Add Yams - Usually has a plump number of targets.
K: Andrew Thanks - Let us have gratitude that no one actually has to trot out this team.
DEF: Tennessee "Belt" Tightens - Don't be shy to let your gut out and watch Fat Barkley and the depleted Bears scuffle on Sunday.
RESULTS:
QB: Ryan Blandfill - 26.8 points
WR: Adam Congealin' - 5.3 points
RB: Benny Cunning-ham - 1.2 points
TE: Will Pie - 1.2 points
W/T: Marqise Pea - 9.9 points
W/R: Eli Pudgers - 3.6 points
W/R: Davante Add Yams - 23.3 points
K: Andrew Thanks - 7 points
DEF: Tennessee "Belt" Tightens - 4 points
TOTAL: 82.3 points
This is my best Thanksgiving team ever - both in names and production!
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