Roster Freak Out - Week 13

Another week, another W, looks like the RFO is cruising to a playoff berth! Which is great because Doge Flutie is stumbling the last few weeks and probably not gonna do much in the playoffs. But...

QB: Alex Whiff - He always disappoints when I pick him, but I like QB's when they play in domes.
WR: Kenny Thrills - With Devante Parker on the shelf, I'm actually pretty excited to start this guy.
RB: Pain Washington - Just gimme a non-Ebron goal-line TD.
TE: Ladarius Spleen - Time to finally not drop a TD.
W/T: Marquise Hoodwinked - So few Bills receivers, but also so few pass attempts.
W/R: Chris Slogan - Due for a TD, and without Gronk I'm expecting more spread offense.
W/R: Denard Blobinson - It's garbage time for the Jags as usual, which is Denard's time to shine!
K: Phil Awesome - Niners offense hasn't been AS bad.
DEF: Indianapolis Dolts - Just asking for one more of those 6 INT games from Fitzy.


RESULTS:
QB: Alex Whiff - 12.5 points
WR: Kenny Thrills - 2.1 points
RB: Pain Washington - 4 points
TE: Ladarius Spleen - 17 points
W/T: Marquise Hoodwinked - 3.5 points
W/R: Chris Slogan - 8.3 points
W/R: Denard Blobinson - 6.4 points
K: Phil Awesome - 6 points
DEF: Indianapolis Dolts - 13 points
TOTAL: 72.8 points

Car RamRod to the rescue!