Roster Freak Out - Week 7

Another week, another victory for the RFO, bringing my record to 4-2. Sometimes all it takes is a can-do attitude and a touch of ingenuity to make things happen.

QB: Colin Slap-or-flick - Decent floor if he runs and has contract motivation now.
WR: Breshad Merryman - Smith Sr. is out, Aiken is ailing, let the targets pile up.
RB: Strike Davis - Surprised no one picked him up as a bye week fill-in.
TE: C.J. Theodore-witch - Brock can't do much aside from checking down.
W/T: Jack Toil - Dwayne Allen is out, leaving this guy to be their red zone target.
W/R: Derriere Garcon - Detroit secondary is a sieve.
W/R: Shaun Spawn - Just in case Strike doesn't pan out.
K: Ryan Suck up - Indy defense likes to give up points.
DEF: Poo York Giants - Hoping they rise to the occasion against the Lambs in London.


RESULTS:
QB: Colin Slap-or-flick - 13.12 points
WR: Breshad Merryman - 1.1 points
RB: Strike Davis - 8.1 points
TE: C.J. Theodore-witch - 3.5 points
W/T: Jack Toil - 13.8 points
W/R: Derriere Garcon - 2.2 points
W/R: Shaun Spawn - 11.3 points
K: Ryan Suck up - 10 points
DEF: Poo York Giants - 23 points
TOTAL: 86.12 points

 Wowzers, I beat 3 teams and improve to 5-2. Poo York!