Roster Freak Out - Week 8

The RFO lucked out last week with an embarrassing performance out of Serious Cat. Special thanks to Heath Miller for doing almost nothing. 

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In a surprising twist, the RFO is still undefeated. I believe that's a testament to how awful this NFL season has been where few players are reliable anymore and individual performance pinballs around chaotically. This season has been so annoying that I can't believe we're only just now reaching the halfway point. Let's see if I can stay undefeated through Week 8...

QB: Alex Smith - Tempted to go with Bridgewater against the Bucs, but Smith seems like the safer play.

WR: Greg Jennings - Bucs are bad, and Jennings getting nice # of looks from Bridgewater.

RB: Roy Helu, Jr. - Redskins will be in comeback mode for majority of game; hoping for some solid catch and runs from Heluuuuuuuu.

TE: Scott Chandler - Good match-up and due for a TD.

W/T: Coby Fleener - Solid red-zone threat in a high yield passing offense.

W/R: Dwayne Bowe - Still waiting on that first TD of the season; Rams games have been wild.

W/R: Jordan Matthews - Arizona has solid corners in Peterson and Cromartie, leaving Matthews to do damage in the slot.

K: Caleb Sturgis - His name is still Caleb Sturgis.

DEF: Baltimore - Cincy is struggling, but if A.J. Green is active I'm going to switch to Cleveland.


RESULTS:

QB: Alex Smith - 8.44 points (Big Ben had 44.78!)

WR: Greg Jennings - 9.8 points

RB: Roy Helu, Jr. - 4.3 points

TE: Scott Chandler - 7.2 points

W/T: Coby Fleener - 0.4 points

W/R: Dwayne Bowe - 6.4 points

W/R: Jordan Matthews - 4.7 points

K: Caleb Sturgis - 10 points

DEF: Baltimore - 6 points

TOTAL: 57.24 points

Noooooooo! I couldn't even beat Simon! My record now stands at 6-1 for the year.