Tuesday, November 29, 2011

I Smell A Rat - Weekly Trivia!

The trivia regulars had no problem with this past week's question, as both correctly identified the rotund rat of The Muppets as none other than Rizzo.

Hah, classic Rizzo.
His favorite past-time is eating, coinciding nicely with Thanksgiving, if I do say so myself. I hope that all my readers had an enjoyable holiday, with lots of camaraderie, good food, and unalarming bowel movements.

For this week's trivia question I've consulted Obscure Sports Quarterly about an event that involves what else but Rizzo's favorite food - cheese. That's right, it's the famous Cooper's Hill Cheese Roll and Wake!


The question: What kind of delicious cheese are they chasing?
  • Cornish Yarg
  • Double Gloucester
  • Red Leicester
  • Wensleydale
  • Brie
This is a tough question, so I'll give you a hint: it's not brie. :)

Play of the Week: You Say Goodbye, I Say Helu... to my Fantasy Starting Lineup!

Here's super rookie Roy Helu of the Redskins doing his best Neo impersonation, defying gravity on this ridiculous hurdle. You think that's air you're breathing?


To be fair, LeGarrette Blount had a sick hurdle of his own which probably got more "air," but it's important to share. Quit hogging TDZ, LGB!

Monday, November 28, 2011

Bruce Boudreau out, Dale Hunter in for the Capitals

After another blowout loss for the once powerful Washington Capitals, the team fired coach Bruce Boudreau early Monday morning.


To Capitals fans, Boudreau was a highly successful coach who left no swear word unused and once galvanized the team's collection of uber-talented players. To non-hockey fans, he was the guy who reminded them of Hank Hill's dad and made them laugh with his naughty words juxtaposed against cherubic features.

Replacing Boudreau is former Capital Dale Hunter. As a player, he ranks second all-time in penalty minutes, though it should be noted that he was also an accomplished scorer. His work ethic was renown across the NHL, and made him a fan favorite for both of the teams he played for (Quebec and Washington). Perhaps his most well-known "highlight," however, is this nasty check during the 1993 division semifinals which resulted in a then record 21 game suspension.


Hunter will be tasked with unifying a shaky team as Boudreau once did when he joined in 2007. As for "Gabby," he leaves the Capitals as the fastest coach in NHL history to reach 200 wins, and will surely get another job in the near future as the coaching carousel keeps turning.

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Play of the Week: LeGarrette Blount goes Okoye on the Packers D

Check out this run by LGB against the Pack this Sunday. Runs like this are what make football awesome.


If that doesn't make you nostalgic for Christian Okoye elbowing his way to a TD in Tecmo Super Bowl, then I mourn for your childhood. Check out second 35 when the guy holding onto Blount just crumples to the ground. What a run!

Also, thanks for stealing the comparison on PTI, Stat Boy. Stop having a nerdy perspective like mine, gah.

Monday, November 21, 2011

What about Bob? Plus, Muppets trivia!

Congrats to both participants this week for nailing down the save in clutch fashion, picking Bob Stanley as #2 all-time on the Red Sox saves list. He did it with a K/9 of just 3.65 as a sinker baller.

His nickname was "The Steamer." For real. Stanley the Steamer. Like the carpet cleaning people.

This week I'm turning back to movies, as one of my favorite casts of characters is hitting the big screen this Wednesday: The Muppets!

We all know Kermit the Frog, Fozzie Bear, Miss Piggy, but the question for this week is: what's the name of this Muppet?

  • Rio
  • Roberto
  • Reggie
  • Ricky
  • Rizzo

Saturday, November 19, 2011

MLS Cup 2011 - Beckham's Finale

While most of America is deeply focused on their fantasy football teams this fall, the Major League Soccer season is drawing to a close with the Cup Final this Sunday in Los Angeles (9 pm Eastern). I've been guilty of neglecting MLS for most of the year for a variety of reasons, but the MLS Cup this year signifies a few milestone events that are worth throwing up on this blog.



Thursday, November 17, 2011

Ian Mahinmi Update - What is this I don't even...

As the regulars are well aware, I've been a fan of NBA's Mr. Hyde, Ian Mahinmi, since he won me over by fouling out in just 7 minutes and 23 second last year. Since then, I've been blogging his considerable accolades and set up an unofficial fan club headquarters right in this very blog. Little did I know that my efforts for Mahinmi world domination were being outdone by someone else. Check out this bizarre, cringe-worthy video production starring the King of Fouls.


What. Was. That.

Let's do a quick play-by-play:
  1. The production company is called One Million Dollar Film. Couple thoughts: first, it sounds like they only plan on making the one film, yeah? Second, this production company is clearly the real life equivalent of Entertainment 720.
  2. "Do you love blue robe?" - Ummmm.
  3. How do I lift more weights than this guy? I hope he was just lightening his workout to avoid sweating, because he's not going to be breaking many ribs with his hacks if he goes so easy on himself.
  4. Kissing the bicep: there's a fine line between it looking ultra-cheesy vs. a classic Scott Steiner move, and I think we all know how this one fell out.
  5. "Do you love man working out?" - No, but I do love articles before nouns. Where are they?
  6. OMG, Mahinmi clones! The 5 of them could round out the most lethal starting lineup in NBA history.
  7. *thumbs up*
  8. "Do you love smily face?" - Between the incorrect spelling and this bizarre sequence of questions, I don't even know what's real anymore.
Fan video, personal dating ad, cloning science propaganda: your guess is as good as mine.