Friday, December 7, 2018

2018 Roster Freak Out - Week 14

I've got an important update from Mars: InSight rocks and it's registering sounds from the red planet.


My favorite part from NASA's update: the word Marsquakes. This changes everything....




QB: Mosh Allen - He's like Lamar Hackson with an arm now!
QB: Derek Char - Can't wait for Gruden to mess up tanking!
WR: Swordy Nelson - All in on RAIDERS this week.
WR: Randall Slobb - Can't stop the Blobb.
RB: Ty Montflummery - Ravens could be forced into passing more.
RB: Darren Scrolls - He's back and he will never stop playing football.
TE: Ian Promise - Needs to pick up the slack after losing Greg Soleson.
W/T: Antonio Pal-away - Someone's gotta catch Pay-yield's bullets.
W/R: Michael Scallop - Been getting more targets with Amari Grouper in the lineup.
W/R: Stray Bones - Bills are jettisoning all WRs until this guy is the only one.
K: Dustin Flopkins - I've never fulfilled of trading this D. Hopkins for an elite player.
DEF: New Orleans Paints - This defense is on a roll right now.


RESULTS:
QB: Mosh Allen - 18.34 points
QB: Derek Char - 18.78 points
WR: Swordy Nelson - 4.8 points
WR: Randall Slobb - 10.3 points
RB: Ty Montflummery - 0.2 points
RB: Darren Scrolls - 9.6 points
TE: Ian Promise - 7.7 points
W/T: Antonio Pal-away - 0 points
W/R: Michael Scallop - 2.4 points
W/R: Stray Bones - 2.2 points
K: Dustin Flopkins - 0 points
DEF: New Orleans Paints - 10 points
TOTAL: 84.32 points

At last, the fantasy regular season is over and the RFO can go into hibernation.

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