2017 Roster Freak Out - Week 8

It was a loss last week for the RFO, but I can't be too sad about it when fall is finally in the air, a new season of Stranger Things is released, and Halloween is around the corner.

Lots of teams on bye this week, so this could get ugly.

2017 Roster Freak Out - Week 7

 The 3-3 RFO has a bit of swagger as it saunters into Week 7 having just put up close to 90 points. I wish Doge Flutie could generate that kind of production....

Fantasy glory is always just a bit out of reach for the Doge.

2017 Roster Freak Out - Week 6

I lost in embarrassing fashion, and I'm gonna blame Davante Adams for somehow recovering from that brutal helmet-to-helmet hit and keeping Geronimooooo off the field.

The only thing that might save me now is that the top 6 teams make the playoffs, meaning that I might sneak in with a losing record...

2017 Roster Freak Out - Week 5

QB: Jabroni Brissett - Seems to love playing at home; maybe he can stir up a dumb QB controversy with Luck returning soon.
WR: Donte Mond-grief - Doubling down on Dolts this week. That's a bold move, Cotton, let's see how it works out for him.
RB: Elijah McFlyer - His ypc looks real good.
TE: Boston Pastafarian-Jenkins - McCown loves throwing to TEs.
W/T: Benjamin Squatson - Raiders secondary isn't "Patriots bad," but they're bad.
W/R: GERONIMOOOOO - This time it's for real.
W/R: JuJy Fruit-Poopster - More celebrations from this guy plz.
K: Aldrick Noses - Due for a bigger game.
DEF: Oakland Nadirs - I think they'll finally get an INT against Flacco.