2015 Roster Freak Out - Week 9

Y'know, a lot of people like food. It's pretty important to this whole "life" thing. Nowadays, people are so into food that they consider themselves to be "Foodies," and dining has evolved a lot even in just the last decade to keep up with the demand for new, interesting, and delicious culinary experiences.

That flavored air will be $18, sir.

I can say with certainty that this evolution has reached its logical conclusion. A restaurant has opened in Tokyo that represents the final frontier in dining: they have created food that intentionally tastes like poop.

Curry Shop Shimizu opened in August of this year. According to its own market research, 85% of young adults have no interest in going to a restaurant for plop-flavored food, but the owners decided to ignore the research and go for it anyway!

According to the article, the restaurant tries its best to mimic the "texture and flavor of feces." How do they know they've achieved the right taste? Well, let's just say that the founder has eaten poop many times as part of another profession. As for the consistency, well, I don't think that loose of a stool is normal.... To cap it all off, the dish is served in what appears to be a bedpan.

How are the results so far? Well, in their first month they had 300 visitors, which I would assume equates to about 10 orders per night, so I imagine they really need the press to keep the enterprise going.

You're welcome, Curry Shop Shimizu.


At 3-5, the RFO is really starting to heat up. If only the RFO was a team in the AFC South, I'd be in position for the playoffs.

This week the theme is pain, because stomaching these player names is almost as difficult as eating poo curry.

QB: Jameis Wince-a-ton - He's been putting up points of late, and Giants just gave up 7 pass TDs.
WR: Pierre Scars-on - Hasn't scored fewer than 5 points in a week so far.
RB: An-groan Smith - He had 5 TDs in very limited playing time last year.
TE: Garretch Hellek - 49ers offense in full chunder mode with Gabbert reappearing from the dead. If he doesn't pass concussion protocol, I'll go with Ill Cry.
W/T: Sprain Harris - Second time's never a charm.
W/R: Bris Clompson - Clomp will go womp womp.
W/R: Hexter McFluster - He's a better bet to take Wright's slot targets than Very Hugless.
K: Dan Barfenter - Dolphin's D ain't getting any better.
DEF: Minnesoda Vikings - According to Tom Brady, soda is poison!


RESULTS:
QB: Jameis Wince-a-ton - 18.36 points
WR: Pierre Scars-on - 7 points
RB: An-groan Smith - 1.1 points (11 ypc!)
TE: Garretch Hellek - 13.2 points
W/T: Sprain Harris - 0.1 points
W/R: Bris Clompson - 2.1 points
W/R: Hexter McFluster - 2.7 points (should've gone with Very Hugless!)
K: Dan Barfenter - 8 points
DEF: Minnesoda Vikings - 3 points
TOTAL: 55.56 points

Disgusting!