Saturday, December 10, 2016

Roster Freak Out - Week 14 (Playoff Edition)

I think it's safe to say that the RFO earned a playoff berth this year with a 9-4 record (1 forfeit due to lack of team submission).

OK, maybe not - most of the time I was just beating Car RamRod, who has got to be close to the all-time worst team in league history rivaling "The Haha" (real team name: The Brouhaha).


To advance in the playoffs, I've got to outscore one of the actual playoff teams, so if I advance even one round, that would be an incredible feat. Here are my picks - this will either be my worst team of the year, or the most brilliant picks of all-time:

QB: Carson Balmer - There is a balm in Miami to make the RFO whole.
WR: Chris Shogun - Gronk and Amendola injured, so I like his odds for targets.
RB: Flex Burkhead - Has a regular role and up against Browns; due for TD.
TE: C.J. Breed-or-a-mix - The only guy Osweiler can get the ball to consistently.
W/T: Andrew Walk-ins - Deep sleeper; Griffin tends to like taking shots downfield.
W/R: Freddie Fart-ino - Never heard of this guy, but he's stepping up due to injuries in a great match-up with the Saints.
W/R: Cat Asiata - Hoping for that classic 1 yard TD against the Jags.
K: Kai Forbath - Great match-up with Jags, and a great name for Ryan's son.
DEF: Indianapolis Jolts - Dialing up Indy in back-to-back weeks as they look underrated of late. Osweiler stinks.


RESULTS:

QB: Carson Balmer - 8.3 points
WR: Chris Shogun -19.6 points
RB: Flex Burkhead - 5.1 points (I had Ty Montgomery in this slot earlier, ugh)
TE: C.J. Breed-or-a-mix - 3.2 points
W/T: Andrew Walk-ins - 0.4 points
W/R: Freddie Fart-ino - 0 points (lol)
W/R: Cat Asiata - 9.1 points
K: Kai Forbath - 15 points
DEF: Indianapolis Jolts - 4 points
TOTAL: 64.7 points

Thus ends another year of fantasy football. Oh, how I miss Car RamRod.

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