Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Roster Freak Out - Week 4

Welllllp, I forgot to write an article last week, so I'm gonna call that a forfeit, meaning the RFO is 2-1. It's too bad, mangenius had a pretty lackluster showing that I could have capitalized on.

Here's the gang for this week, read 'em and weep:

QB: Alex Spliff - Pittsburgh should put pressure on KC to generate offense and throw the ball more.
WR: Pierre Cargone - Browns D is silly.
RB: James Spite - I expect Bills to force Pats to throw; Pats will adjust with White and make Rex and Rob Ryan look like idiots as per usual.
TE: Zach Chiller - Likely a high-scoring affair with Detroit; 9 targets last week.
W/T: Marqise Flea - Should be a shootout at Wembley.
W/R: Whammie Coates - With Eli Rogers hurt and Markus Wheaton benched last game, this guy's a no-brainer.
W/R: Brandon LaSmell - Miami's secondary is like carved up blue cheese.
K: Brandon McMansion - Should be quite a few FG opportunities against Bucs.
DEF: Houston Mexicans - Even without J.J. Squat they're a good play against Titans.


RESULTS:

QB: Alex Spliff - 16.68 points
WR: Pierre Cargone - 3.9 points
RB: James Spite - 6.2 points
TE: Zach Chiller - 9.1 points
W/T: Marqise Flea - 2.8 points
W/R: Whammie Coates - 7.8 points
W/R: Brandon LaSmell - 4.4 points
K: Brandon McMansion - 9 points
DEF: Houston Mexicans - 5 points
TOTAL: 64.88 points

W3, I can't be stopped!

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