The Sports Zoo

Humans have performed amazing physical feats over the millennia but, in spite of all our effort, our athleticism pales in comparison to other animals on our lively orb. Why else would we name so many of our sports teams after them?

Billy the Marlin embodies the traits of... abundant fish protein and, uh, low attendance.

If you were to accuse this blog of being human-centric, you'd be right, so let's take some time to appreciate the critters that crash our sporting events and showcase their amazing skills across the globe.